Sunday, March 25, 2007

Pokédex entries for Magikarp

Pokémon Red and Blue / Pokémon LeafGreen: In the distant past, it was somewhat stronger than the horribly weak descendants that exist today.
Pokémon Yellow: Famous for being very unreliable. It can be found swimming in seas, lakes, rivers and shallow puddles.
Pokémon Gold: An underpowered, pathetic Pokémon. It may jump high on rare occasions, but never more than seven feet.
Pokémon Silver: For no reason, it jumps and splashes about, making it easy for predators like Pidgeotto to catch it mid-jump.
Pokémon Crystal: This weak and pathetic Pokémon gets easily pushed along rivers when there are strong currents.
Pokémon Ruby: Magikarp is a pathetic excuse for a Pokémon that is only capable of flopping and splashing. This behavior prompted scientists to undertake research into it.
Pokémon Sapphire: Magikarp is virtually useless in battle as it can only splash around. As a result, it is considered to be weak. However, it is actually a very hardy Pokémon that can survive in any body of water no matter how polluted it is.
Pokémon Emerald: Its swimming muscles are weak, so it is easily washed away by currents. In places where water pools, you can see many Magikarp deposited there by the flow.
Pokémon FireRed: It is virtually worthless in terms of both power and speed. It is the most weak and pathetic Pokémon in the world.

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